The Hog Is Back!

Ron Jeremy: I've Been Cleared to HAVE SEX Again
http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/22/ron-jeremy-sex-healthy-heart-surgery-recovery-video/

	Quote: Ron Jeremy is finally out of the hospital ... and back on the prowl ... telling TMZ doctors have finally cleared him to start bangin' chicks again after suffering an aneurysm near his heart last month.

There's a catch though. The only chicks that will touch him are chicks that have suffered an aneurysm near their brains.

	Quote: It's nothing short of a XXX miracle ... since Ron was listed in critical condition and required multiple emergency surgeries to save his life.

It really is a miracle. A miracle they didn't find a litter of hedgehogs when they cut his belly open.

	Quote: Jeremy not only told us he's feeling great following the procedures ... but he's already healthy enough to do what he does best ... telling us: "They said to me at the clinic, that if you can walk up two flights of stairs you're able to have sex... so I walked up two flights of stairs and 3 ADDITIONAL stairs."

The 3 additional stairs were to make sure his back is strong enough to resume self fellatio.

Holy Crap!